i left for 3 days, rode with a few strangers and lived like a single girl for a bit. we drank too much, went to the porn store hungover, threw a party full of cheesy penis straws and trashy panties, sat in the hot tub, drank champagne, rode home with more strangers and then slept in my bed for 12 straight hours.
it was wonderful. and now i am going to dry out for a bit.

jello shots. need i say more?